Tom KuntzDirector
Len CariouNorm Archer
Ken TakemotoSensei
Steven SeagalCock Puncher
Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs
Don McManusDennis McCormick
Michael BoltonMichael Bolton
Ahmed AhmedAhmed
Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer
Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef
Jed ReesWizard Proteus
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
The Onion Movie
- comedy
31 May 2008
America's finest news source.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
